Sunday, February 24, 2008

Come see my new movie


This is not fun.

From time to time I'm reminded that I am not Pedro Almodovar. These reminders usually coincide with my lack of being fondled by a plastic surgeon as a child. 'Almodovar' has decided to deprive us of Penelope Cruz' boobs in a Blu-ray format. Furthermore, Apple (House of Jobs and Bullock**) has deprived us of 3G web browsing technology. CONNECTION?

I cannot download the hand clapping scene from Volver then AppleTV it via bluetooth "thin as air, Macbook Air" to my television in optimal HD quality. The universe is against this guy, but NOT Almodovar. Again, why am I not him?

-dh






**Steve, Sandra

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